If you are curious as to why we made this, well the answer was Logan already ends pretty beautifully. When talking about flaws our biggest hang up in the film was stopping to have dinner with the family. That's the point where everything goes bad, so really that's where Logan should've put his foot down. Then Chris' cousins called him up one day saying "We just heard the Les Misérables finale in the car and were laughing about how similar it is to the end of Logan." So we watched the scene and started giggling at the possibilities. A few weeks later there where lyrics, drawings, and an actual choir from New Zealand singing our goofy track. It has been a bizarre month. We hope you enjoy this silly mashup.
------------ LYRICS ------------ Daddy live, Daddy you’ve got to live You can heal, please don’t make us cry. No my child. I’m sorry but it’s time I can not heal. So now I die. On these pages You’ll find my last edition Read them well When I finish my bleeding. It’s a story Of a mutant with claws raging A mutant everybody loved Metal bones and super healing.
Come with Jean where claws will never slice you All your grit and scruff that once defined you. X-men Heaven Please let him cross this divide.
Laura, don’t be what they made you So this is what it feels like… (dies)
Take my hand It’s time for your finale Take my love Even though one time you stabbed me
And Remember That Hugh Jackman is Logan To cast another person now Is simply a lost cause.
CHORUS Do you hear the Wolverine? Finally finished with the fight. All of his stabbing of the people Who do not know wrong from right. Of all the Mutants and their worth There is a man that never dies. Seventeen years of X-men And now he’s cutting ties We will live again in reboots In our Marvel Universe Even though we aren’t avengers. Rated R we’ll screw and curse. An X-Men for adults And honestly things could be worse.
Will you forget X2? How many Last stands will there be? We tried to make X-men Origins, But, just got more wolverine. First Class made the people sing Magneto Vs Bacon Then in the Days of Future Past Happy ending comes!
Quicksilver then joins team! Apocalypse does not succeed Somewhere beyond all that Xavier makes all of us deceased.
Do you hear the Wolverine? Drinking his beer and saying bub. It is a franchise stretched too far Now our Logan’s done. AAAAAAAAAAH Our Logan's Done!